Yup, that kind of day again.
Oct. 19th, 2006 09:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
per_soloSo, we go to the ever amusing "Spam" folder.
" Your Perfect Mate is Waiting for You!" - Wow, at least all the words are spelled right. Still, what is their idea of the perfect mate for me? Nah, won't open it. :-P
"eBay Workers Needed" - Define "Ebay workers".
"Get Laid !" - OF COURSE, why didn't *I* think of that.
"Radiaant yooung babee gulpss downn a big loaddinstant" - Wow, the spelling alone makes me wonder if she has all her teeth.
"Don't get scammed again..." - ALWAYS a wonderful one to see in your spam folder.
"My Top Offers NFL Jersey - Choose your Team" - Anyone purporting to be offering "MY" top offers would know better than to offer me an NFL Jersey.
"Get 1500 in your account within the next hour" - And then lose ALL the money I have in my account. No thanks.
"Single Girl Do you want to meet her?" - Again, no thanks, I can get myself into all sorts of trouble WITHOUT giving my Credit Card number online.
Yeah, this batch is, um, kinda lame. If I get any interesting ones, will be sure to post them.
" Your Perfect Mate is Waiting for You!" - Wow, at least all the words are spelled right. Still, what is their idea of the perfect mate for me? Nah, won't open it. :-P
"eBay Workers Needed" - Define "Ebay workers".
"Get Laid !" - OF COURSE, why didn't *I* think of that.
"Radiaant yooung babee gulpss downn a big loaddinstant" - Wow, the spelling alone makes me wonder if she has all her teeth.
"Don't get scammed again..." - ALWAYS a wonderful one to see in your spam folder.
"My Top Offers NFL Jersey - Choose your Team" - Anyone purporting to be offering "MY" top offers would know better than to offer me an NFL Jersey.
"Get 1500 in your account within the next hour" - And then lose ALL the money I have in my account. No thanks.
"Single Girl Do you want to meet her?" - Again, no thanks, I can get myself into all sorts of trouble WITHOUT giving my Credit Card number online.
Yeah, this batch is, um, kinda lame. If I get any interesting ones, will be sure to post them.
