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per_soloOk, Slashdot can occasionally make me laugh..but today, it kinda was a sharp "bark" of laughter.
http://it.slashdot.org/it/05/05/17/1556224.shtml?tid=172&tid=187&tid=1&tid=218
Somewhere in the comments, I found this, which is why it became the title of this post...Good ole' Milton...Yay.
Worst arrest of your lifetime:
1. Never. I'm a law abiding citizen.
2. Never. I run away.
3. A few misdemenors
4. Violent offense
5. Alcohol or drug-related offenses
6. Non-financial-fraud related theft offenses
7. I'm writing this from death row.
8. I stole the money, burned down the office and now live on a beach in Fiji with my red stapler.
http://it.slashdot.org/it/05/05/17/1556224.shtml?tid=172&tid=187&tid=1&tid=218
Somewhere in the comments, I found this, which is why it became the title of this post...Good ole' Milton...Yay.
Worst arrest of your lifetime:
1. Never. I'm a law abiding citizen.
2. Never. I run away.
3. A few misdemenors
4. Violent offense
5. Alcohol or drug-related offenses
6. Non-financial-fraud related theft offenses
7. I'm writing this from death row.
8. I stole the money, burned down the office and now live on a beach in Fiji with my red stapler.
